Monday, January 29, 2007
Thursday, January 25, 2007
That 'Paris Exposed' Video......
No secret Paris Hilton is a total whore - actually, she gives whores a bad name, you know? You wanna be a whore, no problem, your prerogative. But Miss Hilton here takes it to a whole new level, dontcha think?
PARIS, YOU'RE RUINING IT FOR THE REGULAR WHORES! STOP IT!
ANYWAY - remember her personal belongings were in storage, she didn't pay the bill, so her belongings were auctioned off? Well, now there's a preview of the contents from the company (or whatever) that bought her belongings. The video IS SO not safe for work.
Have at it.
Sunday, January 21, 2007
Current List of Chick Candy Nominees
Adriana Lima - Vanina
Alicia Witt - Jamie
Alison Goldfrapp - me
Alyson Hannigan - Jamie
Amber Benson - purplefeen
America Ferrara - Biznatch
Amy Acker - Prico
Amy Adams - me
Amy Smart - Jacquie
Arianne Zuker - Jacquie
Bai Ling - You Bloody Whore (the artist formerly known as Daya)
Beyoncé Knowles - Paula
Britney Spears - John Boy Galton
Bryce Dallas Howard - Jamie
Carrie Ann Moss - prico
Cate Blanchett - me
Catherine Bell - Bonnie Blue
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Larissa
Cerys Matthews - me
Charisma Carpenter - Biznatch
Christina Aguilera - me
Christina Ricci - Jenn
Dayanara Torres - Prico
Dolly Parton - Bonnie Blue
Drew Barrymore - Jenn
Elizabeth Taylor - David
Estella Warren - me
Eva Green - English Muffin
Eva Longoria - Jacquie
Evangeline Lilly - Jenn
Feist - me
Fiona Apple - me
Gisele Bundchen- English Muffin
Gwen Stefani - me
Halle Berry - Jessucka
Heather Graham - me
Helena Christensen - Vanina
Hilary Swank - David
Jennie Garth - me
Jennifer Esposito - me
Jennifer Garner - me
Jennifer Tilly - Jenn
Jessica Alba - JT
Jordan aka Katie Price - You Bloody Whore (the artist formerly known as Daya)
Julianne Moore - David
Kate Walsh - Jacquie
Katharine Heigl - Jacquie
Kathleen Robertson - me
Kelly Macdonald - me
Lauren Ambrose - me
Lauren Graham - Jamie
Leona Lewis - Paula
Linda Evangelista - David
Lisa Chappell - Jacquie
Lisa Loeb - Debbie
Liv Tyler - Equinox
Maggie Gyllenhaal - me
Mandy Moore - me
Marcia Cross - Maluse
Marg Helgenberger - English Muffin
Mariska Hargitay - Bonnie Blue
Mia Kirshner - me
Mila Kunis - Vanina
Milla Jovovich - David
Miranda Otto - Maluse
Molly Parker - me
Monica Bellucci - Jamie
Morena Baccarin - Jamie
Naomi Watts - English Muffin
Natalie Portman - me
Neko Case - Jamie
Neve Campbell - me
Nina Persson - me
Paris Hilton - John Boy Galton (JOHN BOY is IN LOOOOOVE with her, she is his IDEAL WOMAN, what can I do???!?)
Parker Posey - me
Patricia Velazquez - Prico
Paz Vega - Jacquie
Penelope Cruz - me
Queen Latifah - Jenn
Rachel Bilson - me
Rachael McAdams - me
Reeta Leena Korhola - me
Reese Witherspoon - Larissa
Roselyn Sanchez - Prico
Rosario Dawson - Jacquie
Samantha Morton - me
Sanaa Lathan - me
Sandra Bullock - me
Sarah Mclachlan - Sabine
Sarah Polley - Vanina
Selma Blair - me
Shalom Harlow - me & Vanina
Shannyn Sossamon - me
Sheri Moon Zombie - Shell
Sherilyn Fenn - Vanina
Shirley Manson - Jamie
Talisa Soto - Prico
Thandie Newton - Bonnie Blue
Thora Birch - Vanina
Tina Fey - Jenn
Toni Collette - David
Tori Amos - Jessucka
Tyra Banks - Maluse
Vanessa L. Williams - David
Virginia Madsen - me
Winona Ryder - Debbie
Zara Phillips - Larissa
Ziyi Zhang - me
Zooey Deschanel - Jamie
Zuleyka Rivera - Prico
Friday, January 19, 2007
Sunday, January 7, 2007
Eye Candy Championship Round!
ALRIGHT. IT BEGINS.
Here's how it works:
1. We go until next Sunday - ie you have until the end of this coming Saturday (January 13th) to cast your votes.
2. You get TWO VOTES. And you CANNOT vote for the same person twice (you know who you are ;)
3. I will announce the ULTIMATE EYE CANDY CHAMPION next Sunday, January 14th
4. After that, you will not see these candies again - we will start accumulating new champions over the next 6 months (except for Famke, you WILL see her again - she still has her fifth and final round coming up after the Championship Round - but she will NOT participate in the NEXT Championship Round, so it's sort of a formality)
Here are your nominees, in the order they are pictured at left:
1. Olof Mellberg
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Kate Hudson
4. Freddie Ljungberg
5. Kylie Minogue
6. Christian Bale
7. Fabio Cannavaro
8. Joaquin Phoenix
9. Jude Law
10. Jason Lewis
11. Famke Janssen
SO - keep it fun, keep it clean, keep it fair. And if you're someone who has never been to this blog before, but has been recruited for votes, I BETTER SEE YER ASSES VOTING AFTER THE CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND IS DONE, aight? You KNOW what I'm sayin'.
LET. IT. BEGIN.
P.S. - this is the ONLY day I'll be doing the contact sheet format for the photos, so don't worry about that ;)